Thursday, February 12, 2009

Man of the Decade


I tried to reflect on this past 8 years and 2 months and decide who I would want to be my pick as Man of the Decade. Most decent people would choose Donald Rumsfeld because he is an honest man who is not afraid to send kids to fight and die for a president. But he is a quitter so Rick Santorum is my choice because he embodies all of what is good about conservatives. He is a man of faith, integrity and we will never forget his heated conversations with Barbara Boxer over when life really begins. For those of you who don't know. Life begins in the testicles. I'll put it in words that you hens can understand. Women are like chickens. Once that egg is laid it is no longer yours. Santorum did not deserve to lose on November 7, 2006 and it was a deep disappointment to me that he did. I think I was more upset about him losing than a lot of other things that happened this last election. Several positions have been brought up as future possibilities so it will be neat to see in what way he serves down the road. He is already greatly missed in the Senate. I am sure that everyone on Capitol Hill with the exception of Barbara Boxer is saddened by his losing.

8 comments:

yoyo said...

thank you bertha for your overwhelming wisdom - it took me your second post and some self induced brain damage to feel the full majesty of your position. As a weaker vessel, and potential republican baby making machine, I can only endorse your choice while decrying the lost chance to carry the spawn of such champions as Cheney.

As a Victorian I was foolishly mourning the 300+ dead in our bushfires rather than the billions of sperm, now I know better.

Bertha said...

Self induced brain damage? I can only imagine you failed to tune the liberal media out.

What the world needs is dairy-like equiptment for men to use every morning, and every two - three hours a day. This will save the human race, and homogenize root juice, killing disease, and wiping out acne.

pissed off patricia said...

A woman after my own heart (not that there's anything wrong with that) So you too find our dear little Ricky to be the prize that he is. Oh but I miss his rational something or the other. Remember how he lovingly passed around their dead baby so all the children could have that moment implanted in their little minds forever. What a dad he is.

Bertha said...

PO'd Pat: The only criticism I have of Mr. Santorum is that he failed to buckle up the child in a proper car seat.

I hope the child's casket was empty (like Elvis') and he was bronzed and made a trophy for Dr. Santorums mantle.

Tina said...

Bronzed and merely wasted on a mantle????
I'd have bronzed the little bugger and draped him from my rear-view mirror.

Bertha said...

Good way to tell the world you're anti-choice, Tina! One could also glue a magnet to his ass and stick him to the bumper.

yoyo said...

time for more guidance dear weak vessel.

scribe said...

"Life begins in the testicles"

Lord knows that's true for me on a personal level.